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REAL SCIENCE ADVENTURES SITE AND MERCH

MUCH LIKE THE MIGHTY FOOTPRINTS OF MY BRETHEREN YOU MAMMALS FIND CROSSING THE LANDSCAPE OF YORE WE HAVE EXPANDED TESLADYNE'S WEBZONE FOOTPRINT.  REAL SCIENCE ADVENTURES IS NOW ONLINE - WWW.REALSCIENCEADVENTURES.COM AND WITH THIS LARGE POWERFUL STRIDE FORWARD WE RELEASE YET MORE MERCHANDISE FOR YOU TO CONSUME -   WOW. LOOK AT ALL THAT MERCHANDISE YOU ARE NOT LEGALLY REQUIRED TO BUY BUT OBLIGATED TO OUT OF A SENSE OF LOYALTY AND FEAR OF VIOLENT UNKNOWABLE REPRISAL IF YOU DON'T.  ALL OF THESE ADVENTURES ARE 100% REAL AND TRUE AND ACCURATE PLEASE QUOTE THEM IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS TO PROFESSIONAL AND ACADEMIC...

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ATOMIC ROBO RPG!

THE ATOMIC ROBO RPG IS NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE YOU CAN BUY THIS THING AND ALSO THE DICE FOR IT AT THE SAME TIME. USE THE COUPON CODE ORIGIN2015 TO SAVE 10% OF YOUR MEAGER HUMAN DOLLARS. "WHAT A WEIRD CODE I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT," YOU ARE THINKING WITH YOUR PATHETIC BRAIN. THE ANSWER IS SIMPLE, MORONS! THE ATOMIC ROBOT GAME WAS ALSO NOMINATED FOR THE ORIGINS 2015 BEST RPG AWARD DUH DUH. VOTING WILL TAKE PLACE AT THE ORIGINS GAME FAIR UNTIL NOON SATURDAY JUNE 6TH. WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATER THAT EVENING.  FACT! ALL MAMMAL AND NON-MAMMALIAN ATTENDEES OF THE SHOW MUST...

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FOOLS! YOU ACTUALLY BOUGHT SOMETHING!

SOMEONE ACTUALLY BOUGHT SOMETHING FROM THE STORE.  WE HAD NOT PROMOTED THE STORE BEING OPEN OR ANY OF OUR HANDSOME WARES BEING AVAILABLE AND YET YOU HAVE ALREADY PROVEN YOUR OVERWHELMING DESIRE FOR CONSUMERISM.  BRAVO MAMMALS BRAVO

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BEHOLD THE FIRST POST

THIS IS OUR STORE'S BLOG. WE WILL USE IT TO TALK ABOUT NEW PRODUCT LAUNCHES, EXPERIENCES, TIPS, OR OTHER NEWS WE WANT YOU TO READ ABOUT. WE HAVE BEEN TOLD TO CHECK OUT THE eCOMMERCE BLOG FOR INSPIRATION AND ADVICE FOR OUR OWN STORE AND THIS STORE'S BLOG WE WERE GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO REMOVE THIS FIRST POST.WE IGNORED THEM, BECAUSE WE ARE GENUISESESII.

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