Tesladyne Recruitment Mini Poster
Tesladyne Needs YOU. Well, not "you" so much as just your blood. The rest of you is basically pulp. I mean, don't worry, there's grates on the floors and a ginder thing under it. You should see this thing in action. It'll pulverize your teeth in like a fraction of a second. It's crazy.
Or you could give us money and forget all about why we need so much blood all the time. Haha, yeah. Buy the poster. It's approximately 6in x 9in and on some really nice paper.
Not printed with blood I bet. Haha.