ULTRA Insignia T-shirt

$ 25.00


Join the ranks of ULTRA with this finely crafted threadweave light armor! Available in a variety of swanky colors. Features a memetically locked insignia visible only to ULTRA agents. Note that many ULTRA agents are in deep hypno-cover and have no knowledge of their secret mission. Please use the code phrase MALLARD TORNADO to avoid personality erosion.

  • Printed on Premium American Apparel 100% Jersey Cotton 2001.
  • NOT VAMPIRE-PROOF